Hey dude. What’s up? Wow, I just realized we have been friends for five years. Five fucking years. Where does the fucking time go? Anyway. I know beyond a shadow of a doubt we were separated at birth. The day our mutual social awkwardness, and overwhelming fear of sitting alone in class, brought is together, may have been the most important day in my life. My life would truly not be the same had you have not become a part of it. I can literally tell you anything and not have any fear of being judged or laughed at. During my hardest times, I’ve come to you, and you’ve kept me sane. You are so fucking talented and funny, yet you always insist I am the funny one. I am the talented one. But to tell you the truth you bring it out in me. I know you will always be a part of my life, and I would literally do anything for you. I swear I’m joking about your sister. You are my brother, so that would be weird. Thank you for always being there for me, I hope you know I will always be here for you, even for the serious stuff. I love you bro. And I really think you need to revisit Superbad.

Friends.