December 2010
5 posts
“If there is a God, atheism must seem to Him as less of an insult than religion.”
– Edmond De Goncourt
I love this. (via pigtailsandcombatboots)
Doom Thugs Podcast #1 →
doomthugs:
Here it is! The first podcast in the history of the Doom Thugs. It was a lot of fun to do, so I hope it’s at least MILDLY amusing to listen to! And, also, it WILL get better.
justin@doomthugs.com
mike@doomthugs.com
podcast@doomthugs.com
Email the podcast if you want your thoughts to be read on the air! For the entire universe to hear!!! BOOM!
Doomthugs.com →
Hey guys. Being back on the computer is great! I’ve hit the ground running; fast! If you have a moment, check out our website! It’s a newborn, but more great stuff is yet to come! Thanks!!!
November 2010
2 posts
I am finally an owner of a computer again! Ahh it feels good to type with all of my fingers on a keyboard as opposed to my thumbs on a touch screen. And bastard auto-spell can make me look like a fool no longer! America!!!!
August 2010
9 posts
Day 3 Parents
Dear Mom and Dad,
Thank you. For not letting me call myself a failure. For never letting me feel like a burden. For always being there when I hold everything in too long and explode. For letting me live my life and make my own mistakes. You guys are the best parents in the world. I love you.
Day 2. Crush.
Hey. You’re sweet. Even writing this makes me feel funny. Please stop being so hard on yourself.
Day 1 - Best Friend
Hey dude. What’s up? Wow, I just realized we have been friends for five years. Five fucking years. Where does the fucking time go? Anyway. I know beyond a shadow of a doubt we were separated at birth. The day our mutual social awkwardness, and overwhelming fear of sitting alone in class, brought is together, may have been the most important day in my life. My life would truly not be the same...
My Life is Boring: 30 Days →
I stole this idea off of someone else, but it looks like something I would do and it looks kind of interesting.
Day 1 — Your Best Friend
Day 2 — Your Crush
Day 3 — Your parents
Day 4 — Your sibling (or closest relative)
Day 5 — Your dreams
Day 6 — A stranger
Day 7 — Your…
I have also stolen this. But I love it.
Tyler Vice: Time Jumper the comic book coming soon!!! Be excited! I know I am.
June 2010
2 posts
Watch
May 2010
2 posts
World's biggest beaver dam discovered in northern... →
fuck yes. awesome
February 2010
1 post
January 2010
7 posts
1 tag
Discovery
When I hear the word discovery, I think of the parody song me and my best friend wrote a long time ago, very high on Marajuana. It is set to the tune of “Born to Be Wild”
“Get your engine running,
head out on the freeway,
looking for discovery,
and what ever comes near us!”
That is as far as we ever got, and honestly, that was as far as it needed to go. This is...
1 tag
Vices
Saturday. February Seventeen. Nineteen-Ninety Four.
Me and my pal Sam were sitting on my couch, watching a little television. My apartment was unusually hot this morning. I had the feeling something was up. Shit, was I ever right.
“Sam, I’m going to make some Elios, you want a plank?” I asked.
“Yeah dude, that would be so boss! Also, sweet tri-colored windbreaker...
1 tag
Momentum
Martin parked in my goddamn spot again. I swear I’m going to tell the landlord and get him in so much trouble. What is the point of having our own spots if nobody is going to abide by the code?? Honestly, my neighbors are savages. I guess I’ll write him another stern letter.
On Saturdays, after spending the day with Mom-Mom and Pep-Pep, I like to try to watch the all six Star Wars...
RZA Crosses The Delaware & Announces Directorial... →
Ok, Geekweek.com is the absolute shit. Also, Rza is also the shit. Amazing.
December 2009
9 posts
Now, I'm not racist, but...
If you have to precede a statement with “I’m not a racist, but”, you are definetly going to say something racist. Working in a bar, I hear that a lot, often followed by something so batshit crazy, it is hilarious.
“I’m not racist, but 90% of black people have guns in their car. I read it.”
“I’m not racist, but Chinese people stink. All of em....
Bluetooth Headset Douchebags & Handsfree Bluetooth... →
Yes!
SNOW
So like, today it today it totally snowed like a whole bunch! It was so cold! OMG you guys have ever like been out in the snow?!
BURRRR!!!!!